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The good ones always do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; widows: 2; orphans: 2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003eThis divorce car t-shirt from Healey Threads is built for the man who came out the other side with his sense of humour intact and his keys in his pocket. Featuring a vintage-style graphic of a classic Austin-Healey roadster and a punchline that lands every time, this tee says everything without saying too much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; widows: 2; orphans: 2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003eDesigned for classic car enthusiasts, weekend drivers, and anyone who has earned the right to laugh at their own story, this shirt wears as well as it reads. The retro automotive artwork is printed on a premium heavyweight black tee that holds its shape, its colour, and its attitude wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; widows: 2; orphans: 2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to the guy who definitely kept the car, this one hits different.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; widows: 2; orphans: 2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003eAdd it to your cart. 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